Why you shouldn't blog from the bog...

'Cos if you've been sitting on the throne for a while, then your legs might fall asleep....

And if you try to stand up, then they might buckle under you...

And you might try to grab the towel rail for support...

And the towel rail might come away from the wall....

And you'll need to spend Saturday doing DIY...

(Couldn't resist this slick photo that I found on google images!)